Sick Day

I am sick today, so I commissioned a portrait to show all of you who can't see me exactly how sick I am. For the sake of comparison, I have included a picture of me, healthy and happy. Below that it is the illustration of me drawn only a few hours ago.

Across the Aisle - Beer Song

Listen here: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=38251155

This is not a good song, but it IS the most upbeat song about alcoholism I’ve ever heard so consider that niche filled. In other words, if you were going to create a song that this girl would love:



















Don’t bother, you’ve been beaten to the punch.

Here are the lyrics:

Whooooooooooooaaaaaaa!
I wake up in the morning, grab myself a beer,
I wake up in the morning every day, grab myself a beer,
The very first thing on my mind, pounding an ice cold beer,
The sound of a can cracking open music to my ears.

Rum and coke, whiskey on the rocks, don’t give me Long Island iced tea,
My liver needs a break, but I can’t seem to shake, my love for beer.

When I go to a party you know I bring a keg of beer (male voice: she’s so nice),
When I go to a party, every night you know I bring a keg of beer,
I don’t mess with a pony I tap a full as keg of beer
Guinness book world record holder keg stands might be my career.

Rum and coke, whiskey on the rocks, don’t give me Long Island iced tea
My liver needs a break, but I can’t seem to shake my love for beer.

Sometimes on the subwayyayayay I brown bag a beer (male voice: tip it up tip it up tip it up ohhh),
Before this song is over you’re going to shotgun a beer.

When the day is over, I’m buzzed from all the beer,
When the day is over, you know I m buzzed from all the beer
Blue enough dreams(?) on top of fisting forties makes me shed a tear,
Will the room ever stop spinning is my greatest fear.

Rum and coke, whiskey on the rocks, don’t give me Long Island iced tea,
My liver needs a break, buy I can’t seem to shake my love for beer (male chorus: one more time).
My liver needs a break, buy I can’t seem to shake my love for beer.